Marine Biology Major Finds Job

by Staff

Having sent out flurry after flurry of resumes and cover letters, Sam Lachaga, a 2014 graduate of USC’s Marine Biology program, has finally found gainful employment.

The search was long and stressful.  She said, “At first I thought the trainer at Seaworld being eaten would create a few job openings.”

Now, employed as a full-time shark impersonation artist, Lachaga has bright hopes for the future.  “Maybe by next year, they’ll promote me to beach ball.”