These 8 Potato Varieties that Resemble President C. L. Max Nikias Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity

You’ve GOT to see these pictures of Nikias-like round tubers.

Billion-dollar fundraiser, or common root vegetable?

By the third picture, I was shocked. By the tenth, I was inspired.

1. The Russet Burbank

They both have somewhere between 2-10 eyes.

2. The Swedish Fingerling

When you go to Nikias’ Thanksgiving dinner, this is what you’re served.

3. The Austrian Crescent

Starched collar, or starchy food?

4. The Red Desirée

Let’s go to a rager and get MASHED!!!

5. The Purple Pelisse

This is the potato that demolished the UV.

6. The Blue Peruvian

A blue-blooded potato to shake down our blue-blooded alumni.

7. The Yukon Gold

There’s a reason cardinal and gold are the same colors as ketchup and french fries.

8. The Red Lasoda

What color is President C. L. Max Nikias under his peel? Only one way to find out.