These 8 Potato Varieties that Resemble President C. L. Max Nikias Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity

by Axel Hellman

You’ve GOT to see these pictures of Nikias-like round tubers.

Billion-dollar fundraiser, or common root vegetable?

By the third picture, I was shocked. By the tenth, I was inspired.

1. The Russet Burbank

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They both have somewhere between 2-10 eyes.

2. The Swedish Fingerling

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When you go to Nikias’ Thanksgiving dinner, this is what you’re served.

3. The Austrian Crescent

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Starched collar, or starchy food?

4. The Red Desirée

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Let’s go to a rager and get MASHED!!!

5. The Purple Pelisse

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This is the potato that demolished the UV.

6. The Blue Peruvian

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A blue-blooded potato to shake down our blue-blooded alumni.

7. The Yukon Gold

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There’s a reason cardinal and gold are the same colors as ketchup and french fries.

8. The Red Lasoda

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What color is President C. L. Max Nikias under his peel?  Only one way to find out.