USC’s Department of Public Safety, often known as DPS, revealed today the first new uniforms that will be issued to all officers. The change comes because the previous uniforms caused DPS officers to be mistaken for LAPD officers and crossing guards. Said DPS Chief John Thomas, “I am confident that the new high-tech uniforms will bring our officers greater respect from the criminal element and students who refuse to walk their bikes.”
DPS also indicated that its signature T-3 segway vehicles will be phased out and replaced with high-speed computerized golf carts.
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