Thursday, December 3, 2020

Breaking News:

LA to Create Program to Divert Mental Health Calls From Stoic Dads Saying “Tough It Up”
New Barstool Podcast Just a Live Goat, a Pair of Timberland Boots, and Bella Thorne
Former School Bully Reaches Out to Classmates to Apologize, Sell Pyramid Scheme Knives
Terrorist Cell Getting Really Sick of Quarantining Together
Conservatives Boycott Black Friday, Stating All Fridays Matter

The Sack Of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

College
Local
World
Sports
Politics
Entertainment
Attention Vortex
Videos
Columns
About
- History
- Join Us
- Members

College News in Brief Sports USC

Song Girl Throws Out Hip During Third Down Defense

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff 1267 Views headline

← USC Directs Its Resources Towards Replacing The Word ‘Saturday’ With ‘Game Day’ in American English
Lane Kiffin Found Plotting Revenge In Goodyear Blimp →

Share This Post:

You May Also Like

Observing “British Culture Day”, Hundreds of Cyclists Ride On Left Side Of Trousdale

November 24, 2013 Staff 0

Daily Trojan Switches to Comic Sans

November 19, 2014 Staff 0

Tommy Trojan Struggles to Even Out Tan Lines

August 22, 2019 Staff 0

Staff Stuff

Log in
Entries RSS
Comments RSS
WordPress.org

Newsletter

First Name

Last Name

Email address:

Popular Posts

New Barstool Podcast Just a Live Goat, a Pair of Timberland Boots, and Bella Thorne
Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head
Fact-Check: Billie Eilish is Not the “Bad Guy,” or At Least Not as Bad as Jeffrey Epstein
These Horoscopes Are So Accurate it's Scary!

Crime Scene

Who did this? Stay tuned to find out!

Twitter
Facebook
Instagram

Copyright © 2020 The Sack Of Troy. All wrongs reserved.