Sunday, January 24, 2021
Breaking News:
  • Diversity Win! Jill Biden Becomes First Greaseball Italian-American First Lady
  • QUIZ: Do You Deserve A Trump Pardon?
  • CEO Of Racism Steps Down Amid Rumors Of Tolerant Remarks
  • Mother Decides to Abort 288-Month-Old Child Who Lives In Basement
  • Trump Horrified to Learn Last Four Years Spent in Presidential Simulator Were Real
The Sack Of Troy

The Sack Of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Attention Vortex
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Members
News in Brief 

Four Month Rain Dance Finally Successful

November 11, 2013December 20, 2015 Staff 1238 Views headline
  • ← College Republicans Try To Team Up With Fencing Club To Stop Illegal Immigrants
  • USC Compliments Finally Registers As Dating Website →
Share This Post:

You May Also Like

USC Directs Its Resources Towards Replacing The Word ‘Saturday’ With ‘Game Day’ in American English

November 11, 2013 Staff 0

RSG Holds Intervention For Over-Muscular Mascot’s Steroid Habit, “Save Tommy Trojan Night”

November 22, 2013 Staff 0

Mom Only Person to Talk Shit to Daughter’s Face and Compliment Behind Back

February 10, 2017 Sydney Sanchez 0

Staff Stuff

  • Log in
  • Entries RSS
  • Comments RSS
  • WordPress.org

Newsletter

Popular Posts

  • Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head
    Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head
  • Courageous Girl Risks Her Life Peeing in Gnarly Frat House Bathroom
    Courageous Girl Risks Her Life Peeing in Gnarly Frat House Bathroom
  • Student Delays Getting Out of Bed in Hopes that Roommate’s Morning Wood Will Go Away First
    Student Delays Getting Out of Bed in Hopes that Roommate’s Morning Wood Will Go Away First
  • Judas Totally Drops the Ball and Calls It “The Last Supper” to Jesus’s Face
    Judas Totally Drops the Ball and Calls It “The Last Supper” to Jesus’s Face

Crime Scene

Who did this? Stay tuned to find out!
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
Copyright © 2021 The Sack Of Troy. All wrongs reserved.