Monday, June 18, 2018

Breaking News:

SoundCloud Rapper From High School Dropping References To Hometown Like It’s Hot Sh*t
Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes
9-Year-Old Named Howard Too Young to Have That Name
Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality
Roommate Earns Heisman for Interception of Bad Decision Named “Brad”

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

Local
World
Politics
Sports
News in Brief
Videos
Columns
About
- History
- Members
- Join Us!

80% of Freshman in New/North Actually 21-Year-Olds From Pennsylvania

November 11, 2013December 20, 2015 Staff 609 Views headline

← Where Your Tuition Goes: A Breakdown
Statistician Eats His Feelings With Pie Chart →

Share This Post:

You May Also Like

The First “n” in Thornton Decides To Go Indie

November 11, 2013 Staff 0

2014-12-10 14.28.23 HDR

Refugee Camp Desperately in Need of Humanitarian Aid

December 10, 2014 Staff 0

FireAlarmSleep

Slumbering Student Woken By Fire Alarm, Goes Back to Sleep

March 29, 2016 Jonathan Yoo 0

Tweets for Twerps

Categories

Attention Vortex
Columns
Comics
Dear Mom
Editorial
Local
News in Brief
Politics
Reviews
Sports
Strong Feelings
TWRN
Uncategorized
Videos
World

Recent Posts

SoundCloud Rapper From High School Dropping References To Hometown Like It’s Hot Sh*t
Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes
9-Year-Old Named Howard Too Young to Have That Name
Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality
Roommate Earns Heisman for Interception of Bad Decision Named “Brad”

Archives

Archives

Staff Stuff

Log in
Entries RSS
Comments RSS
WordPress.org

Newsletter

First Name

Last Name

Email address:

Popular Posts

Due to Typo, Porn Star Jamie XXX Performs at Springfest
Woman Stops Talking to Self Due to Dull Conversation
Judas Totally Drops the Ball and Calls It “The Last Supper” to Jesus’s Face
Man Uses Pins on Denim Jacket as Replacement for Personality
Local Dad Assures Frightened Toddler That Human Beings Are the Real Monsters

Crime Scene

Who did this? Stay tuned to find out!

Copyright © 2018 The Sack of Troy. All rights reserved.